We are told since we are young girls through all kinds of
circuits what it takes to be sexy. Bombarded by ads and articles in the media,
stories amongst our girlfriends and even our own imaginations create that bar
that we strive to rise above each morning when we get up and every night that
we head out. From checking the mail to
heading to an event, we will spend countless time plucking and tweezing and
painting and polishing and exfoliating and … ok, you get my point. Then, in every photograph, we stick our best
foot out (or insert body part here) and will take and retake that picture until
we look so flippin hot we can barely stand ourselves. We just can’t help it,
this is what we know.
Thing is, while it’s great and important to brush your teeth
and comb your hair every day and do all those womanly things we do to make
ourselves feel pretty…it’s not always necessary to get attention. Sexy isn’t defined by Cosmo or Men’s Health
or Playboy. Sexy is defined by you.
So, I’m here to point out all the kinds of ladies that I think
are sexy and why. We all have an inside
hotness, a super amazing tigress that needs to be unleashed, and I think
sometimes some chicas just give it up because they don’t look like a magazine
and I think that’s just ridiculousness.
Ok, first let’s hear it for The Girl Next Door. These are
the sneak attack beauties. Fresh face, ponytail, casual cuties that just exude
a fun flirty vibe without even trying! There’s hardly anything better than
that, and I’m totally jealous for that kind of beauty. I have to spend a stupid
amount of time on the frizz in my half-wavy hair and paint this freckly face
every day. I know girls who have this vibe and this look and I just sit in awe
of them. Lucky girls! My favorite Uneak
Model that exudes this? Heather Harris, who is one of Uneak’s original models.
Next, mad props to the Athlete. Now, I don’t think most guys
find it super hot to see a lady with muscles way bigger than his, but I’m
definitely wowed by the girl that has a great physique….and I hate her if it’s
natural. Not really…but the girls that work hard for that, that’s sexy, as long
as they’re not sacrificing everything else for that. That goes the same for
you, fellas. None of us girls like a man that loves his body more than his
lady. Girls, if you’ve got a smoking hot body you’ve worked hard for, then be
proud of it but not too proud. That’s not sexy. My athletic Uneak Model? Megan E.
Then there’s your adorable pixies. These are the shorties
with the cute haircuts and they look like they just bounce around everywhere
and could grant your every wish. They just seem so fun loving but watch out!
These sexy fairies are no joke. They mean business and are tiny but mighty. My Uneak
fave? For sure it’s Jenny Von Rose Gok.
Also, there’s the girl that just haunts you. She seems like
she’s got a story to tell or definitely some secrets to hide. One way or the
other, she’s got you locked in. It’s usually the eyes, I think…those things are
windows to the soul. These girls might decide to wear a bit more makeup to
bring out their striking features, but the good ones know how to not overdo it.
Whatever it is, Uneak’s Izzi Wilson has it.
Of course you have your exotically gorgeous women. The ones
you could just sit and stare at. Beautiful skin, hair and eyes…and I’m really
jealous when they have a great accent! Yep, I think that about covers it, and
my favorite here is Uneak’s Gabriela.
Then there’s your super tall runway types. Man, to have
those legs, huh? And that hair they’re always flipping around. I have a Uneak friend
like this, and it’s hard to be all short and squatty like me and hang out with
her amazing beautifulness, but I suck it up and do it because well…I love her! And,
lemme say, these girls can wear anything and look amazing. Ladies, let me tell
you one thing, I love my heels and I know some tall runway types that don’t
wear theirs because some men don’t like it. Forget that nonsense! Rock those
gams! One day, we will be old ladies wearing slippers because we won’t be
allowed to wear heels anymore because we fell and broke a hip or something, so
tell those guys to get over it. Show off what the Good Man gave you. My fave is
definitely Nicole Castro!
Whew, that was hard because Uneak has so many models and
they could all fall into any one of these categories. Of course, I fall into
the exotically gorgeous type…if you count freckles, tattoos, and being short
exotic?
The point is, we are all sexy and if you check out the fans
of these girls in these “types” (and I really struggled to even use that word
here), you will see the best part is that there’s a guy for each of us. Some
guys will flip flop between types, but most guys gravitate towards one type.
Before I sign off here, I do want to address the one thing
that is not sexy…and that is crossing
that line of showing what the Good Man gave you in a sexy, beautiful, and
empowering way. Here’s some ways to know if you’re maybe crossing that
threshold and should reconsider your choices:
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You’re showing your Special Purpose and it’s not
for a very Special Purpose. Remember, photographs are no longer like the old
days where you can get the negative and the prints and destroy them when you
change your mind or don’t like what was done. This is the age of the internet,
where those pictures will be out there to haunt you for eternity. Eternity. I’m
talking kids, grandkids, nieces, nephews, parents, etc…everyone will know all
about your Special Purpose. Just consider it, ladies.
n
Duck Lips. No way is that sexy. Your lips are
beautiful just the way they are in their natural shape. Try a smile instead.
That is MUCH MORE INVITING.
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Pictures in a bathroom. Ok, I’m guilty of this,
but let’s stop it. It’s terrible. People make potties in there. We are better
than this.
n
Holding-your-boobs-together for a close-up. Hey,
I’m ALL ABOUT making the girls look good before a shot, but here’s a tutorial
on making them always look good that is also fun to watch…and, by the way, her
tricks WORK. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErdtVkR3Nw
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Porn Star Face. I’m not saying you have to look
like a nun, but leave the porn star face for your Special Purpose Time. You might think your porn star face is
amazing, but unless you’re hanging out with the Heff, it’s probably not as good
as you think it is.
I could go on, but I think you get
it. There’s a clear difference between trashy and incredibly hot, beautiful,
and sexy. A simple smile, an appropriately flattering outfit, some heels, and a
personality will get you a lot further than any of these other things.
I just want you all to realize
that we are ALL beautiful. We are ALL FREAKIN HOT MAMAS. Seriously, grab a hold
of that innate sexiness inside of you, embrace it, and let it show. Wear those
insides on your outside (not literally, that would be gross) and, when that
confidence shows, THAT IS SEXY.
See ya next time. Ciao for now.
Charity
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